In the end, it ended on a good note, but...

If you think of me as a friend, then why did you say "yes"? If you said the relationship wasn't a lie, why did it feel so fake? If you never truly returned my feelings, why did I not feel betrayed until now? In the end, why did it feel like you toyed with my feelings?

looking smart sucks

I need to start pretending to be mildly retarded. Academic talent is a terrible thing to have when it causes people to expect you to display the same competence in other areas.

Orianna, The Lady of Clockwork

[Passive] Clockwork Windup
autoattacks deal 5/10/15/20/25/30 (+0.2 AP) magic damage
base damage changes at 1/4/7/10/13/16
+15% per hit up to 3x, lasts 4 seconds
does not damage structures

[Q] Command: Attack
40/45/50/55/60 Mana
6/5.5/5/4.5/4 second cooldown
60/100/140/180/220 (+0.6 AP) damage
10% less damage per target, minimum 40%

[W] Command: Dissonance
70/80/90/100/110 Mana
9 second cooldown
70/120/170/220/270 (+0.6 AP) damage
3s slow, 2s haste (25/30/35/40/45%)

[E] Command: Protect
60 Mana, 9 second cooldown
10/15/20/25/30 armor/resist to attached champion
80/120/160/200/240 (+0.6 AP) shield
75% of shield as damage to enemies it passes through

[R] Command: Shockwave
100/125/150 Mana
120/105/90 second cooldown
150/225/300 (+0.7 AP) damage