Friday, December 31, 2010

Really? No one posting their whatchamacallit resolution?

Don't really have one, actually. Get a girlfriend, nah kinda done with that. Get Resonance of Fate and actually start 9 hours, 9 persons, 9 doors when it's patched aren't fit to be resolutions. Writing a story will only take like a month or two, but it's the best one I've got. Let's go with that. I'm too lazy to write anymore so I'll just copypasta a horribad excerpt from my story when I was in 6th grade. It most certainly sucks and you may all laugh at it because I did not think I wrote great in that time period.

“GOALLLL!” a voice crackled in the darkness. The silver whistle sounded, declaring the game over. Cheers and sadness alike erupted from both sides of the veiled field. Our team slowly trekked to the sidelines, tired and flustered. The score for the soccer game was 2-3. We had lost. Walking over to my parents, we said our goodbyes and thanks to the soccer coach and assistant coach. We paced to our car, along the slushy grass. My thoughts still fixed on the game, I did not notice as I tripped over a stone. Noticing something different, I picked it up. It shined like turquoise, gleaming blue. Interested, I slipped it into my pocket. The gem radiated and dimmed inside, letting no one view its presence. Racing back to catch up to my parents, I opened the car door when a strange noise disturbed my thoughts. Doing a 360, I looked around for any disturbance. Nothing abnormal seemed afoot, only kids getting into their respective cars. I hopped inside my van when I heard a firm voice erupt through my thoughts.

Well, aren’t you quiet? Speak up a little more, eh?

“What?” I whispered.

I’ll be back…

I checked my pocket. The stone had disappeared out of thin air.

~~~

chapter 2

*RING!!!!!!* alarmed the school bell in the corners of the school all around us. A few kids nonchalantly walked to their seats, late but without a care in the world. They knew our teacher didn’t care. It wasn’t his thing to be tattling off tardy kids. Mr. F had other things he liked to do.

Mr. F was a rather lazy guy. Towering over most students and teachers, he frightened some people. His gray, untidy hair was slightly balding, but you mustn’t ever say that to him. An odd fellow, he always wore a tuxedo to school. F wasn’t really his last name, as you can probably tell. Truly, he had a knack for giving most of the class an F for anything he supposed to be even slightly wrong. If you were lucky, you could get a D, and he has given the rare C. He’s the oldest teacher in the whole school. Rumor has it that the only A he has ever given was to the principal of this school. He can teach every subject in school, except P.E. of course.

This year he decided his subject was to be Science. Kids nearly passed out to discover he was their homeroom teacher. Sadly, I am one of these kids. Despite all the bad things I’ve said about him, he favors me for some reason. I might even be a teacher’s pet at times, for no one dares laugh at me for fear of his appearing. Nonetheless, Science isn’t my most favored subject, and Mr. F is fully aware of that.

It seems the bell to the next period has rung with all my talking. Racing off to my next class, I am the first person inside the classroom.

Mrs. A, on the other, well, she aces people. That’s true for many teachers, but she has never given a B or lower in her life. She’s actually Mr. F’s wife, so to speak. Mrs. A may look in her prime, but she’s older than she looks. Practically the very opposite of Mr. F, she seems like she’s known me for a long time. She teaches Math.

I’ll skip the school stuff, since school in a book is school but more boring. Recess was much more eventful.

“Anyone want to play cards?” I announced.

Only a handful of people didn’t ignore me.

“I’ll play, Andrew,” Alex replied, walking over to me. Andrew is my name, as you can probably tell now. Alex was almost as tall as me, with a buzzcut for his black hair. He had an affection for basketball, and wore a casual t-shirt and shorts like everyone else. Glasses covered some of his chubby face.

“Me too,” Noah decided. Noah had blonde hair, kind of like an Elvis style. It’s rather hard to describe. He was shorter and leaner than all of us. He also took pleasure in sports, but only soccer. He wore his trademark jacket, though he has been complaining it’s too small for him lately. Dreams of becoming a guitarist cloud his mind half the time. Always ready to spring into action, he doesn’t exactly look before he leaps.

Three girls joined, which was abnormal since it was usually only the three of us playing. One was Ellen. She pretty much thinks she’s taller than me, although I have my doubts. Blonde hair runs down her head, tied into a ponytail. She likes football. She always has two of everything, even cell phones. This is because she loses everything.

Another was Stephanie, shortest in the class. She sported brown hair, also in a ponytail. She prefers dancing more than anything. Rumor has it she plans to take over the world and turn us all to slaves.

The last of the girls was Alice. She had locks of golden hair, which ran down her back. She doesn’t really like sports, unlike the rest of us. She’s always quick to disappear. One minute she’s there and the next minute is an empty space.

And of course, me! Pretty much the tallest of the group, I have spiky but soft hair, not gelled from laziness. I wear shorts, shorts, and more shorts. You’d never catch me wearing jeans. I loathe jackets and detest sweaters. I try to be as casual and unenergetic as possible. I’m a speed demon when it comes to running. I get tired from fatigue easily and have a huge affinity for coldness. If only it’d snow…

“Ha! A 10! I win that round,” declared Alex. He swiped all the cards that he now owned. We all drew another card and dealt it out. We were in for a shock, for every single card that was thrown was a color. Mine was blue. I couldn’t tell what everyone else had, but you’ll understand what the cards’ colors mean soon enough.

“Huh?" wondered Noah. His card was light yellow.

There was no time for confusion, as the cards combined, forming a huge, gaping vortex. The blurriness overwhelmed me, but I could tell there was something beyond the vortex.

Your time has come.

“OBJECTION!” I shouted. Not a single person heard my outburst.

The voice seemed to echo around the whole school, and every student present seemed to look around for the source. Alas, they didn’t look hard enough, and they’d no time to look since a gust of air immediately pulled the colored cards and us with it.

We drifted away, out of sight from each other. Alex, Noah, Ellen, Stephanie, Alice, no one remained. Not even a speck of dot showed their position. I had no time to worry though, because the blurred place was getting clearer, and clearer. I was thrown out of the vortex.

Into a jail cell.

...that was pretty long huh. ah well

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The ULTIMATE Strut


I will use this icon even though it is NOWHERE close to a true strut

So... I out shopping with my friends, and we were making fun of how my friend always looked as if she was strutting. Well this is how she taught us to follow her.

1) The Basics

Plan out your strut. Are you going to start with your left or right foot? Are you going to walk with a bounce in your step? Make sure to wear some fashionable footwear before starting the strut.

2) The Hip-swing and hair fling

Add some flare to your strut. Hair flings and hip-swings are the real techniques to practice. Do not overuse them or else your strut will lose effectiveness. The best time to use a hair fling is when you pass by a cute boy.

3) Dealing with passers-by(or is it passer-bys?)

Act as if you are in the middle of something important. Talk loudly with your friends. If they call you once again, pull down the shades and give them a look.

P.S. For added effect, make sure to blast Beyoncé's Single Ladies


Happy New Year's Eve^3

Hello hello cutie cornucopia <3
Today I will be sharing delicious New Year's recipe~



Mochiko Chicken

  • Combine 4 T cornstarch, 4 T mochiko, 1 T sesame oil, 1 T chopped green onion, 4 T sugar, and 5 T shoyu.
  • Stir until sugar is dissolved.
  • Soak 2 lbs deboned cubed chicken in marinade for at least 2 hours, or overnight.
  • Deep fry on medium heat until orange-brown; garnish with sesame seeds if desired.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Okay, stats are SRSBSNS

Honestly, It ruins games. I don't care about your LOL 541 WINSTREAK, or 5.41 K/D, You didn't earn it. Earlier today, this guy was bragging in the lobby about his winstreak, and his k/d, and wouldn't shut up about it as we came in the lobby. Guess what, me and Snapz destroyed him, to the point where his k/d wasn't even above .5, but wait (DASHBOARD!). He comes back and messages me saying "LOL U CAMP N ALL MY STATS R BETTUR HUEHUEHUEHUE".

Are you serious?

(Dashboarding makes the game NOT COUNT whatsoever on your Combat Record)

Obligatory Post About Cute Guys

Man, the world needs more cute guys. Or at least, a more proper distribution of them. Sometimes I wonder how it's possible that so many cute guys can all coexist in a single city like Seoul, while it seems the number of cute guys in this entire damn state of California barely exceeds the number of fingers I have on my hand.

There was that cute burrito guy that worked at Goodys last year (actually, I think he still does. I dont see him around much anymore though), and that's about as far as it goes for UCSD. As for back up north, there were only a few relatively decent looking males at my high school, and they were all taken, half of them by my best friend >:|

The even crappier part is that half the cute guys out there are gay, often for each other (understandable, considering how cute they are), and something needs to be done about that. Like, a breeding program, so the cute genes don't get wiped out for future generations.

Writing

It's that time again, a yearly project where I get to write like 30~ page stories, my favorite :D It's technically like my 8th story, 3rd real novella. If you request, I can send them to you if you want but I don't find them amazing. Anyway, I just wanted to blog about my idea for my new novella so I'd remember the stuff about it.
I had trouble coming up with a plot. 2 worlds (both are not spherical, merely elliptical or some such, two halves to a whole), separated for millennium, collide together. Originally, I was having a protagonist called Lloyd just explore the new territories, but I had no real moral or conclusion. Mulling over it, I realized that realistically colliding without any catastrophes is blasphemy. Now, Lloyd has to journey through 5 continents, each in turmoil with acid rain, a neverending blizzard, some magma such volcano island like Hawaii, a hurricane that tears your clothes and cuts up your skin, and eternal darkness. I'm thinking he can restore the lands by placing spheres into their rightful pedestals, ala Pokemon 2000, but I'm lacking in this department.
Now, simply having him go around just like saving the world would be rather boring, there must be a twist, correct? Well, his father ends up creating a replica of him, which will aid him in his journey. What Lloyd doesn't know is that he will be killed and replaced by the end of the journey because of his sadistic scientific father, I guess. Tales of the Abyss kinda got through to me in a way, because I used it as a basis. His father used his mother as experimentation, and ended up killing her, along with the creation of a defective replica.
I'ma think about this more, it doesn't seem too deep, but it's the best I've got for now. About 4 months until the deadline...and let's write.

Suck-ups

The most ANNOYING thing ever. Maybe instead of sucking up to people you should try and achieve that rank by yourself. It disgusts me that every single time I see **** type in irc, I see a bunch of fanboys appear and act as if **** is some kind of God.

Welcome to the serious life

... and I'll start it off with a fun video from Defcon 18.

What happens when you steal a hacker's computer

“Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.” - Dr. Laurence J. Peter