Pokefuckingmon

I love my bff Lissa <3

She went and got me a celebi, because I couldn't go get it myself ;~;

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elisanwhatnot: THE POKEMON PROF IS A WOMAN.
elisanwhatnot: GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE KITCHEN.

elisanwhatnot: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU MY SMUGLEAF GOT A GENTLE NATURE.

Kiettana: RESTART BITCH.

elisanwhatnot: SRS HAVE TO REROLL.
elisanwhatnot: THAT’S FREAKING GARBAGE.
elisanwhatnot: WHY WOULD I NEED SPECIAL DEFENSE FOR A GRASS POKEMON.
elisanwhatnot: THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE.

Kiettana: WHY ARE YOU EVEN TAKING GRASS POKEMON? WTF? GRASS POKEMON FUCKING SUCK.

elisanwhatnot: BECAUSE IT’S EITHER THAT OR A FIRE PIG OR A FUCKING WALRUS.
elisanwhatnot: LIKE A FUCKING MUTANT OTTER WALRUS THING
elisanwhatnot: IT’S LIKE FUCKING JYNX MAN. NO ONE WANTS IT.

elisanwhatnot: YES I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE MY FUCKING POKEMON A NICKNAME.
elisanwhatnot: bitch.
elisanwhatnot: what to call this son of a bitch….


elisanwhatnot: Omg.... she just said, "Me and Oshawatt."
elisanwhatnot: IT'S OSHAWATT AND I, YOU UNCOUTH IMBICILE. NOW I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TWICE AS HARD. GOD THIS IS WHY WOMEN BELONG IN THE KITCHEN AND NOT CATCHING POKEMON.

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Anyway, apparently this game doesn't have a rival, and you got these 2 retarded best friends instead. Not so sure I want to buy it anymore :|