The crazy cat lady

eh so like there was this total diva and she had like a lot of cats
and she was pretty mean eh
so she kept these cats all locked ^ with a lot of like locks and a chastity belt
[btw these kool cats were all of the feminine variety]
[and no that does not mean gay]
so eh there was this master thief cat who heard about this travesty
and he was like
"eh, i need to provide my love to these poor cats"
so he stalked this crazy lady's house for a few days
and one day
he slipped in a window picking the locks with his claws
and swung from a chandelier
and day by day he visited each of the queen cats
and a couple months later
estée's house was full of samurai pizza cats
who strolled about with their katanas tied at the waist
and were all like
"wat ^ dear chap"

the end

eh, fun fact of the day: synthetic sapphire is used in making shatter-resistant "glass" windows.